Kate Wilson has Zero Fucks Left to Give

Kate Wilson has Zero Fucks Left to Give

Birthday! 🥳🎂🎁

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Kate Wilson
Feb 01, 2025
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Today is my 49th birthday, or, as I like to say to people who excitedly ask if it’s ‘a big birthday’, “No, I’m not fifty, ffs.  So unless you thought I was forty, you can fuck right off.”

One of the many and various things troubling me is that my mum died when she was younger than I am now, and I think I thought she’d reached a decent age and had had a f…

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