MELANIA

#notallwomen

After a whirlwind few days in Paris celebrating phenomenal women in their 50s (including newly anointed quinquagenarian… lil’ ol’ me), quaffing champagne and de-shelling innocent oysters and escargots by the dozen and sampling macarons on the hour, every hour, I have returned to earth with a thud by paying good money to a Vue Cinema to see Brett Ratner’…